Review – Torque (2004)
“I just jumped my bike onto the roof of a moving train. It's
amazing what you can do when you have no choice.”
Director: Joseph Kahn
Starring: Martin Henderson, Ice Cube and Monet Mazur
Writer: Matt Johnson
Legends say there is a movie so over the top it has two
women using martial arts on each other while riding a motorcycle. Finally
finding the legendary Torque I managed to sit down and see if it was gloriously
true. Well it was certainly over the top but that does not make it a good movie?
Let’s rev the engine and see.
I can understand what
Joseph Kahn is attempting to do with this movie, by taking this movie to
ridiculous lengths with its action beats; it’s trying to parody the ridiculous
nature of some action movies. Obviously there are parallels to this movie and the
Fast and the Furious series. However there is a line of pretending to be bad,
and just being plain bad that is too easy to cross with this type of parody
movie, and in Torque’s case it crosses the line at 100 miles and hour (or kilo
meters for the metric countries).
To be fair I think a lot of the problems might be in the
hands of the writer Matt Johnson. This movie brims with cheesiness that might
not be as self parodying as the director wanted. While the dialogue is said
with tongue in cheek, the action scenes are written as if by a five year old
wanting to put it up on screen because it will look cool. We have kung fu on
bikes, a chase scene on top of a train, and a motor cycle that breaks the laws
of physics. Thanks to the use of bad CGI as well, none of the action scenes
have any bite.
So on top of all this we have some seriously bad acting.
Martin Henderson comes off not macho enough for a role like this and seemed
seriously miscast. Monet Mazur as the love interest Shane, could have been a
good role but instead just seems bored. The two main villains played by Matt
Schulze and Jaime Pressly try and ham things up a bit, but the movie kind of
leaves them lacking. The only good actor in this movie has to be Ice Cube who
kind of gets what Kahn wants this movie to be. He is that cliché tough guy
character who walks the line between smiling to the audience and playing the
role for real. Say Ice Cube is the best actor in this movie is a testament to
how bad everything is.
Honestly I don’t have a lot of time for this movie, after I
had watched it I felt like I had wasted a lot of my time. I can only
extrapolate from this that others who watch it will also find it a waste of
their time. Okay that’s not fair, maybe on a bad movie night, this might just
be the thing. I can understand what Joseph Kahn was going for, but seriously I
can’t recommend this movie to anyone unless they are going for the bad movie
night.
I love this movie i had watch a movie after a many years, last i was watch movies i think i my higher school live, i didnot get time for watching any movie.
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