Review - The Howling Reborn (2011)
“Full Moon. New Blood.”
Director: Joe
Nimziki
Stars: Landon
Liboiron, Lindsay Shaw and Ivana Milicevic
Writer: Joe
Nimziki
I liked the first Howling movie, but I won’t say I was blown
away by it. To be honest I have a perverse love of Howling 6: The Freaks. But
who wouldn’t like a movie with vampires and werewolves (I’m ignoring you
Twilight). But the reason I bring this up is I’m not precious about the series,
and I am not against a remake or rebirth if you will, as long as the movie is
good. Sadly what we have here is something that is just horrid. Normally in my
reviews I try to be fair, and highlight some of the positives in the movie. This
is going to be a bloody hard review to do. With that let’s get Kraken (Yes I
know) and put a silver bullet in this bastard.
The biggest problem in my mind is how the remake approaches
the issue of appealing to a new audience. Quicker than you can say “Bella is
the most evil character ever to grace literature,” the movie goes down a very
Twilight angle, with teen angst being the key theme. So with the relationship
between Will (Landon Liboiron) and Eliana (Lindsay Shaw) front and centre a lot
of the emotional pull has to come from this development. Needless to say the
development just doesn’t work. It’s too quick, too forced and just doesn’t
bloody work when they head down the path of love soothing the savage beast
within. I groaned when love beat Freddy Krueger in the second movie and that
was a hell of a lot more developed than this movie. Another problem is in the
character of Kathryn (Ivana Milicevic) who seems to be evil because she’s a
werewolf. That’s it. It’s hard to explain how bad this is, without spoiling the
movie. But needless to say when we find out certain things about her, her evil
plans seem very out of the blue.
Without the solid foundation of a credible story, the actors
really struggle with what they are given. I didn’t find any actor’s that bad
but none of them really stood out to me. If I’m going to give any compliment, it
will be to Landon Liboiron who does okay, and maybe with a better script could
have been good. Oh wait there is an actor I have a bone to pick with, and
that’s Jesse Rath who plays Sachin. He’s basically the equivalent of Randy from
Scream, the problem being is his character is badly written, and Jesse Rath
plays him with such hyped up energy I wanted to transport into the movie and
slap him. Everything about the character annoyed me, including his digs at
movies of old. You know its okay to take the piss out of older movies, if you
can back it up and be a good movie.
Visually the movie is fine, and I’ll give Nimziki some
credit that the movie didn’t look like ass. Well it looks okay for what budget
he had; however there are some special effects that just look really bad. An
explosion just looks like it’s layered over footage, and some of the werewolves
look like BATS! You see there are alpha wolves that look like actual
werewolves, and all the others are werebats. God damn it how hard is it to make
werewolves look like werewolves. I shouldn’t even need to say that, but there
you have.
Simply put. Don’t see this movie. It’s a bad werewolf movie,
it has plot holes bigger than the forest moon of Endor, and its characters
really don’t make much sense. It thinks it’s a lot cleverer than what it is,
and honestly is a movie that gives remakes a bad name. I hate being so down on
a movie, but to be honest its made me appreciate the originals a lot more.
I love the original and even gave the sequel a chance (yech) but I saw the trailer for this remake a while back and it made me sad. I will probably watch it because I love werewolf movies but I doubt I'll enjoy it. Thanks for the review!
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